Press Release: DLP PREMIERES DVD, SPECIAL, & FINAL SEASON OF WEB SERIES “NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS”!
04/20/12
“Then I Said Get Your…” – Steven Thomas Darrell
April 20th, 2012 – Digital Lizard Productions is proud to announce the premiere of the fourth and final season of “NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS”, the official DVD release of “NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS: GREATEST HITS VOL. ONE!”, AND the release of the “GREATEST HITS!” INFOMERCIAL SPECIAL!
[“NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS: GREATEST HITS VOL. ONE!” NOW ON DVD!]
Since 2010 the Web Series-Talk Show “NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS WITH STEVEN THOMAS DARRELL” has been a staple on DigitalLizardProductions.com. Now for the first time these episodes will be available to watch on DVD. “Nocturnal Emissions with Steven Thomas Darrell” is a 1980’s low budget talk show parody. Each episode features the overly sexual, bluntly vulgar, and oddly loveable host “Steven Thomas Darrell” (played by Keith Evans) sitting down with warped exaggerations of 1980’s pop culture personalities. It’s not for delicate ears, but it’s been deemed the “guiltiest of pleasures” by the tens of thousands of viewers since its launch.
“NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS: GREATEST HITS VOL. ONE!” includes all 12 episodes from season one and two as well as bonus features. Watch them all for free online or show your support and buy the DVD available on Amazon.com!
[“NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS: GREATEST HITS!” INFOMERCIAL SPECIAL NOW ONLINE!]
To celebrate the release of “NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS: GREATEST HITS VOL. ONE!” Digital Lizard Productions is sharing this unreleased footage of a controversial “Best of” Episode. In this unseen 36 minute “Special” Steven Thomas Darrell sits in alone in an empty studio, apologizes to a lot of people, orders ‘take-out’, fends off a ghost, takes a nap, and comes to terms with the show’s cancellation in one of the funkiest suicide attempts of all time. All of this plus some of the greatest moments from the show’s archives!
[“NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS” THE FOURTH (& FINAL) SEASON PREMIERE! ]
All good things come to an end…
Three seasons totally 18 episodes have been released. Steven Thomas Darrell has been joined by an activist, a soap opera star, a pop star, a luchadore champion, a famous surfer, an iconic comedian, a cult member, a technology expert, a fitness guru, a convicted murderer, a female tennis player, a fortune teller, a world famous stuntman, a TV sex psychologist, a game show host, and an international supermodel.
In the fourth and final season, we demonstrate that we haven’t “jump the shark” just yet.
[EPISODE 19 – 4/20/12 – W/JULIA K.]
Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this January 1985 episode was female astronaut Judy Galloway. Miss Galloway shares her orbit plans, what NASA is, and speculates on alien life form. Is gravity a scam? Steven Thomas Darrell finds out!
[EPISODE 20 – 4/29/12 – W/JONATHAN VELASQUEZ]
Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this April 1991 episode was international professional wrestling champion Fritz Von Fisticuffs. Fritz Von Fisticuffs explains his side of his long time feud with El Pepino Mas Grande, why he did what he did to that dog, how to use and abuse steroids, and recent battle with a live shark. Steven Thomas Darrell pushes him too far in a move demonstration.
[EPISODE 21 – 5/6/12 – W/EMELIA ZUCKERMAN]
Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this November 1987 episode is the leader of religious group “The Children of Hope”. Simon Zero explains his group’s beliefs, how to join, and plenty more. Steven Thomas Darrell gets down to the real question… Is it a cult or just one really long party?
[EPISODE 22 – 5/13/12 – W/ROBERT JOHN]
Steven Thomas Darrell’s planned guest on this February 1982 episode no showed. After a “private moment” involving a magic lamp he is joined by Ah Chu, a disgruntled magic genie. When Ah Chu grants Steven Thomas Darrell three wishes things go from weird to excessive to uncomfortable. All of this plus the biggest pile of cocaine in talk show history!
[EPISODE 23 – 5/20/12– W/KELSEY MURPHY-MILES]
Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this March 1984 episode is sixteen year old high school spelling bee winner Danni Lyons. This jailbait Valley Girl and Steven Thomas Darrell battle their own personal language barrier as they discuss bees, music, and spelling. Steven Thomas Darrell and the network censors are put to the test as he attempts to spell words on his own.
[EPISODE 24 – 5/27/12 – W/CHRIS DEAL]
Steven Thomas Darrell could not make the show. Long time guest and close friend, comedian Slap Shticky took on the hosting gig for this September 1989 episode. Slap’s guest is Steven Thomas Darrell’s former lover and current stalker Crystal Bauls. Slap asks Crystal about her relationship with STD and gets more information than wanted. In this most awkward episode, we quickly learned that once you meet Crystal Bauls you won’t forget… her!
[WHAT IS “NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS”?]
During his rise to fame Steven Thomas Darrell would be beloved by millions for not only his awe inspiring musical work, but his outrageous antics, his wild parties, and over the top personality.
Channel 38, a new syndicated television network at the time made an unprecedented offer that Steven Thomas Darrell could not and would not refuse. In June of 1981, Channel 38 would unleash a new late night talk show to compete with the main networks. This talk show would be “Nocturnal Emissions with Steven Thomas Darrell”.
During the years Steven Thomas Darrell hosted the show it maintained respectable ratings despite being the most protested show of all time. Over the years Steven Thomas Darrell would share many great moments with the world, had some of the biggest stars sitting next to him, and is said to of been by the most conservative of critics the best talk show host of all time.
[ABOUT DIGITAL LIZARD PRODUCTIONS]
Digital Lizard Productions is an independent media production company. They are the class clown, the art kid in the back of the class, the bad kid outside smoking behind the trees, the outgoing, the weird, and the overly ambitious. Since creation in 2007 DLP has released three full length feature films, filmed dozens of concerts, and have completed numerous other media projects. With many more independent film releases in various stages of production, more original web series’ on the horizon, and other plans Digital Lizard Productions seeks to maintain their “do-it-yourself” independent mentality while gaining more exposure for the time and talent put in to these projects.
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