[BLOG]DAILY FOURNICATION
"4 Guys I Thought Were Girls"
03/06/11
BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER

(FOUR) TAIO CRUZ
I had never seen or heard Taio Cruz before a week or so ago. HE performed on a talk show and while his music wasn’t my cup of tea, it was decent and inspired. The reason I had to list him was because the only other person I’ve ever known with his name was a chick.


(THREE) BRUNO MARS
I know I’m not the only one. Bruno Mars looks like what one would stereotype as a “latino lesbian”. I don’t find that to be in a mean spirit, but more of a cosmetic observation. He just looks like a manly she. He’s got a great voice though, but maybe stop letting his sisters dress him.


(TWO) CHRIS COFFER
If Chris Coffer wore a horrible sweater, bad earrings, and a little bad make up and send him into Grandparents Day at a kindergarten. I’m almost willing to bet that unless they stared at him they wouldn’t notice. He’s obviously a young man, but he’s just a bit too Sandy Duncan Peter Pan.


(ONE) JUSTIN BIEBER
Take everything I said about Chris Coffer and amplify it by like 10. I was around someone who heard Bieb’s “Baby” for the first time and could not believe it wasn’t a girl singing. The lyrics are a bit ambiguous to boot. I thought all these little girls were crushing over him, but apparently they just want to have someone their size to swap training bras with.




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