[BLOG]DAILY FOURNICATION
"Top 4 Modern Stoners"
04/19/11
BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER


Digital Lizard Productions does not recommend the use of illegal narcotics, but will not deny the immense entertainment that occurs during use.

Basically, we're not responsible for you being stupid.

And really, weed shouldn’t be illegal, but it is… so don’t do it… in public.



(FOUR) DOUG BENSON
I like Doug Benson… when he talks about weed. Other than that, he’s kind of lame. I can respect and appreciate the fact that he’s a stoner, but I almost feel as if he’s capitalizing on the super supportive nature of stoners. If a stoner finds out a celebrity or someone smokes then they instantly get “smokers cred” with the smoking community. Doug Benson’s blantant stoner marketing and really bad jokes is like stoner black face. Other comedians are known smokers, but there’s a difference. They’re funny with or without the constant pot jokes. Sadly, people fall for it… because they’re high.


(THREE) SARAH SILVERMAN
Sarah Silverman has been making the rounds in the media lately. Sadly, I’ve caught the same stories and antidotes a few times in a few different places. It kind of bummed me out because I would have liked to imagine her being way more spontaneous. In the recent spree of media she has been talking about her marijuana use. Her theory on it is that people should “use it as a treat”. Like not be an all-day-stoner, but after a day of work it’s good to smoke and chillax. It’s nice in thought, but what would a few sessions throughout the day hurt?


(TWO) SNOOP DOG
Snoop has been banned from countries because of his weed use. When Snoop is around you’re almost guaranteed that someone is going to make a joke or reference to his weed smoking. He is like a real life pot smoking cartoon character. He used to be a dirty smoker like the rest of us, but somewhere in the early 00’s he graduated to stoner icon status. He’s like the Willie Nelson of hip hop.


(ONE) SETH ROGEN
The questionable factor here is that he’s from Canada. Up there they treat weed like chewing gum. Still, Rogen is cool enough for me to drop that from consideration. If you’ve seen Knocked Up, Pineapple Express, and the dude just in general you’d know he’s a stoner. He laughs like Fozzy Bear and is a huge advocate for smoking up. He’s like an everyday dude who likes funny shit and smoking up.




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