BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) ARIEL
Here’s a deep dark secret… I’ve never seen Little Mermaid. That’s right. As a child I was locked in a broom closet with the H edition of the Encyclopedia and a half eaten pop tart. I survived. Seriously, it’s just a movie I’ve never crossed paths with. This doesn’t mean I don’t know what’s up. Ariel wears a shell bikini for crying out loud and doesn’t poop or pee. I find that appealing.
(THREE) JESSICA RABBIT
She’s like one of those starlets in the old detective movies, but even bigger in presence. Christina Hendricks comes close, but Jessica Rabbit has always been a favorite. I’m pretty sure any guy with a “red head fetish” got it from watching “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” She is curvaceous, seductive, and sultry.
(TWO) JUDY JETSON
Here’s the deal. I know she’s in high school, but she’s been in high school since before my parents were in high school. And the first time I took notice of her being hot was when I was like 7 or 8. She was cool, hip, and was coming along nicely for a girl of the future. I often wonder what Judy Jetson would be like if she had grown up. This and zombies keep me awake at night.
(ONE) MARGE SIMPSON
The thing that’s so great about Marge is you know she’s a good person and will do anything for you. She’s ALWAYS there for Homer no matter how little or big of the situation. That motherliness is part of her charm, but she can get feisty if needed. She and Homer have had a few “grrrar” moments in the bedroom and on the show. And really… Did you see her in Playboy? Yowzas!
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