BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) CASEY AFFLECK
I like Casey Affleck, but he just can’t keep my attention in a movie. Gone Baby Gone was a great movie, but I never want to watch it again. Affleck is so drap. He’s like a humorless Bob Newhart. I know that sounds oddly harsh, but Bob Newart was pretty cool. I think my problem is his voice. It’s just a tone that doesn’t connect with my ears or something. It’s too quiet and raspy. I don’t know what’s up with that. I just can’t get behind him.
(THREE) EWAN MCGREGOR
I was going to list the movies of Ewan McGregor, but I started getting sleepy just thinking about it. Trainspotting is long-time favorite of everyone’s, but I’m not letting it slide. He’s dreadfully boring. I’m sure he’s nice and charming and English and all of that… but still! I don’t even want to sugar coat it. He’s just “blandly good looking”.
(TWO) DANIEL CRAIG
He’s boring as paint drying. He seems cool in interviews, but I think as soon as he has to start acting he leaves his personality elsewhere. I know 007 fans and diehards are going to hate me for this, but he’s so dull. He’s like a soul-less Liam Neeson.
(ONE) SAM WORTHINGTON
I was going to start this paragraph off by typing this dude’s name but accidentally typed “Same Worthington”. I don’t think that’s a mistake. My brain was telling me something. Sam Worthington is the same in everything. He’s been a robot in Terminator Salvation, an avatar in Avatar, and has done period pieces. He’s just ALWAYS the same. The same vanilla core of a person. People keep saying he’s great, but I don’t see it at all.
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