[BLOG]DAILY FOURNICATION
4 Topical Super Powers
02/04/12
BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER

(FOUR) RELIGION AS A GIMMICK
Tim Teblow. Teblow seems like a good guy, it’s just weird and lame that he keeps using “God” as a reason for his time winning or for his performance. I won’t get into the semantics about if there is or isn’t a God. People have the right to be believe whatever they want. I think it’s just a bit shitty that he’s using it as somewhat of a gimmick. It got people talking and he should have nixed it from Jump Street. It makes him sound self-indulgent as fuck. I’m sure the Lord Almighty is spending his/her/it’s time making sure the Denver Broncos do well in the National Football League.


(THREE) ABILITY TO CLING ONTO RELEVANCE
The Kardashians, Lohans, Simpsons, etc. It’s crazy that these “celebrity” people with reality shows are maintaining their “status”. It’s pretty gross. I think they have guest houses on their property for TMZ and other paparazzis. There is just ALWAYS drama going on with these “people”. Real people have real problems. Fake people have fake problems. These are the fakest of people.


(TWO) POST-DIVORCE CRAZINESS
Demi Moore. Lady did Whip-Its! She and Ashton are done and this is how she’s living now? Yikes. I read something about her sponsoring dieing too. I’m sure there are plenty of personal things going on in her life that we don’t know about and really shouldn’t. It’s just what else are we supposed to think with the stuff being leaked and released.


(ONE) MAKE YOUR SCREW UPS INVISIBLE
George W. Bush. Apparently we’re all supposed to forget that George W. Bush broke the country. He put us in debt, in war, and in so much shit that it’s not going to all just get better over night. Current President Obama gets shit on because he’s not making EVERYONE happy. Political snobs, dumb asses, rebellious schmucks, and the always-bitching are pointing fingers at him blaming him for the left over shit storm. He HAS to make unpopular decisions for what he considers the better good. It’s not an easy job at all. Could be do better? Sure. But he’s doing MUCH better than the last guy that we as a country decided to give EIGHT YEARS to. It’s like George W. Bush didn’t exist and Obama and Ron Paul just showed up out of nowhere. Young politics makes as much sense as American Idol voting. Now if it were only as profitable.




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