BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) JAY LENO
I’ve not laughed at Jay Leno in the past decade or two. Jay Leno is like when you yawn, sigh, and fart at the same time. He hasn’t had a “risqué” or original idea on anything in a really long time. He is the safest person on television. If you want the most boring opinion possible you ask Jay Leno.
(THREE) BRISTOL PALIN
Bristol Palin seems like she’s the most unpleasant person in the world. Her overbearing “beliefs” get in the way of common sense and common decency. She is everything that is wrong with anything. She’s somewhat attractive, but I really don’t think she has anything of value to offer the world. Her “beliefs” often result with her being as asshole to people and preaching hate. I am annoyed that I’ve waited this many words on someone like this.
(TWO) REALITY STARS
Do we need to hear ANYTHING from the mouths of teenage moms, “real housewives”, the Kardashians, or the cast of the Jersey Shore? If you’re famous because cameras follow you around without displaying no other talent than living your day to day life then you have nothing to offer. Then again, if you’re looking for answers from a reality star then you need different questions.
(ONE) KATHY GRIFFIN
Kathy Griffin is probably my least favorite person in the world. I don’t wish her harm, but I have to turn the channel the second I see her. Her obnoxious voice, her catty bullshit, and her mean demeanor. It’s like a million crying babies being dragged over a chalk board.
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