BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) WOULD A CANNIBAL STILL EAT A ZOMBIE?
I once heard a joke about how we should just let the cannibals take care of the zombies. I laughed, but then I got nervous. Would a cannibal still want a zombie? Wouldn’t it be like a non-cannibal eating food that’s past its expiration date? This is a risky question to ask. Odds are the zombies would just eat up the cannibals as the cannibals ate them. It just sounds really messy.
(THREE) DO CATS AND BABIES KNOW THEY’RE BEING EXPLOITED ON THE INTERNET?
Social media has become a mecca of “memes”. I’m not a cat person as it is, but seeing all of these HORRIBLE cat pictures with shit like “I haz cheeseburger” or some bullshit… it’s too much. Same with the cute baby pictures. Quit using babies and animals to push you “cute” agenda. We don’t need this in our lives.
(TWO) HOW DO BOXERS FEEL ABOUT MMA?
MMA is a fad that is taking attention away from all combat sports and entertainment. The WWE has suffered a little bit of loss, but it feels like boxing gets the bigger shaft here. Outside of a few marquee fights, I can’t think of much boxing being talked about anymore. I wonder what Don King thinks about MMA…
(ONE) WHAT HAPPENS IF AN AMISH PERSON DOES THE “ELECTRIC SLIDE”?
If this were to occur the world would probably swallow itself in anger. I’m certain that Amish people don’t dance. I know they have a strict set of views and live a very closed off life. Electricity is something on the outskirts of that closed off life. So in my head I imagine an Amish person busting out the non-electric slide. It has less “boogie-woogies” and a lot more discipline and horse carriages.
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