[BLOG]DAILY FOURNICATION
Top 4 Downfalls ‘12
12.28.12
BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER

(FOUR) KRISTEN STEWART
I’m not a Twilight person, but I HAVE watched her in a few things. I don’t get her appeal. I always just figured that maybe she’s really cool and hasn’t had the right role yet to specifically make me, one measily film fan, appreciate her work. Then her personal life leaked out there. We all know she was with Robert Pattinson. It was what it was. I could avoid it. Then she cheats on him! Not cool! Infidelity is horrible. What a betrayal! So I don’t like her work and what I know about her personal life isn’t cool either… and I was open minded. I can only imagine all of those people who are Twilight nuts being crazy over this. How will they fix her “tainted” image? Who would want to see her in anything now?


(THREE) CHRIS BROWN –N- RIHANNA FOREVER!
Chris Brown… the guy who beat the shit out of Rihanna got TONS of hate for what he did. It’s one of those unspeakable acts that any man should know better to do. I don’t care if she was bat shit or not, he should never hit her. And now what happens? SHE GOES BACK TO HIM! She goes on this crap that she’s not a role model and she defends her actions. She can defend the fact that she’s with a man who has something inside him that’ll let him hit a woman all she wants. The problem is that these two are R&B pop singers. They can claim to not be role models, but the people who buy their shitty albums are young people who are being taught that it’s okay to not love yourself. Good job!


(TWO) THE RISE (& MOCKERY) OF HONEY BOO BOO
I am proud to say I have not seen this show. I do watch talk shows and news shows so I’ve been tortured with all of this hoopla and their appearances. I have nothing against the people themselves. I’m sure if anyone could gain attention and financial comfort by being followed around by a camera they would. These folks won the raffle. They’re not perfect people, but they are normal people. The kid is loud and charismatic. The mom seems nice. They’re the Walmart customers, the down home average people. Good for them for being okay with all of this. Sadly, it’s a “we like them because they make us feel better about ourselves” thing in most cases. It’s weird and kind of depressing. I just hope the exploited family is profiting and this little girl and any kid involved is going to have more good from the experience than bad.


(ONE) DONALD TRUMP
This “family-made” millionaire is full of shit. He’s a clown who throws around this “Richie Rich” gimmick as someone of prominence. He’s as socially relevant as a Flavor Flav or a Paris Hilton. He is a reality TV star who just so happens to open and close a lot of bad business ventures. He is known for his bad hair and tabloid fodder nonsense. It’s disgusting when this ape opens his mouth about politics. The dude from the Pizza Hut commercial has the nerve to ask the president for records? C’mon! It’s gross. It’s a big attention getter that everyone falls right in line for. The fact that I’m bitching about him in this paragraph proves that he wins. Let’s just ignore this guy. Can NBC get a new host for The Apprentice?




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