BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) DO “BAD SAMARITANS” EXIST?
Whenever I hear the word “Samaritan” it’s always in reference to “the good Samaritans”. Is the term just set up for the good ones? Are there no bad ones? How come no one references them? I have a feeling something is up with this.
(THREE) WHY CAN’T MORE PEOPLE BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING?
There is tons of lightening and storms. It’s the weather. It happens and we can’t control it. The thing is that we don’t hear about people getting struck by lightning all that much. What gives?! Why don’t MORE people get struck by lightning? Some people deserve it.
(TWO) DO ADULT UNDER-ROOS EXIST?
If so, WTF! Why would any adult need a cartoon character covering their ass? Then again, they do make cartoon boxers and gimmick boxers that lame fucks wear. I don’t know for sure if lame fucks wears these cartoony boxers or not, but I can’t imagine anyone but lame fucks wearing them. I love Sponge Bob just as much as the next dude, but if you’re going to wear bright yellow boxers then you might as well get tighty whiteys. I really hope these aren’t out there…
(ONE) DOES CBS HATE BLACK PEOPLE?!
I’m not saying the CBS network is racist or is practicing anything hateful. I’m just wondering where are their big shows that star black people? I can think of plenty big shows that CBS has put out in the past ten or twenty years. I can’t think of any that starred a black person. I could be wrong, but if there are any, there’s not many. It just seems a little fishy.
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