BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) WHY IS HAM THE ONLY MEAT THAT’S ALSO A LAST NAME?
It just doesn't make sense. We all know of Jon ham and Mia Ham, but no one is
named after steak, turkey, or roast beef. It’s always ham or bacon. Pork! What
gives?!
(THREE) WHY IS ALCOHOL LEGAL IF IT’S NOT LEGAL TO DRINK AND DRIVE?
This makes no sense. If drinking and driving is illegal then why should it even
be risked? You’d think they'd just pass a law to ban public drinking. It would
make sense, right? This is extreme, but it would be the only way to 100 percent
eliminate drunk driving. There are more ridiculous laws.
(TWO) SHOULDN’T RADAR DETECTORS BE ILLEGAL?
Speaking of laws, shouldn't the sale and even the manufacturing of something
that’s sole purpose is to make sure the 'coast is clear' be illegal? What other
purpose does this device have? It's like using a cheat code for real life.
(ONE) WHAT HAPPENS TO SCHOOL BUSES DURING THE SUMMER?
The great thing about school is summer vacation. The kids, teachers, and staff
get the summer off. Yeah, some kids, some teachers, and some staff had summer
school. Like that, I'm curious to what happens to all those extra buses? Seems
like a waste.
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