BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) BAD HAIR
Wrestling is famous for many things. One thing that wrestling doesn't get shit
on enough is bad hair. The mullets galore, Hogan’s skull-et, odd male pattern
baldness, bad dye jobs, and it goes on and on. Wrestling is always like a decade
behind. This sucks when you’re a kid idolizing bad taste.
(THREE) BAD SEATS
You pay to go to a wrestling show and what kind of comfort do you typically get?
A folding chair! Jt’s hard ass metal that’s hard on the ass. I want either theater
seating or a recliner for what's being charged these days.
(TWO) LACK OF CHAMPIONSHIP JEWELRY
It’s always belts. Sometimes you get a trophy and in some old WCW days you could
win a ring. Why not a championship hat? Sunglasses? A nice shirt? Even a
championship tongue ring?! Why not a treasure chest of options?
(ONE) NO MEDIA COVERAGE
When you miss a football, baseball, or basketball game the news will give
highlights and results. Not wrestling. If something happens big in TV, talk
shows will reference it. Not wrestling. For such a popular part of television,
you'd think you'd think it would be covered more. Nope. Not wrestling.
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