BY KAY-ELLE DASH
 
Let’s keep this short and sweet
First lady Michele Obama wore a dashing red Alexander McQueen to the recent white house state dinner. This is not the first time. She has been seen wearing amazing gowns by the same designer at least three times.
Every year, an average of 15 million children die of hunger
I guess the first lady’s cause for skinner children is very dear to her heart. So much that America pays for many a two thousand dollar plus dresses…
Dear first lady Michelle Obama,
I could care less about your perfectly toned arms. Spend less on your dresses because no matter how hard you try you will never replace Jackie O. I understand red is the color of peace in China, and you were just trying your best to be thankful for the crystal table, jewels, and other expensive gifts they showered upon you and your husband… and you frequently want your daughters to stay on their diet and lose weight… but I think you should be thankful for your healthy daughter instead of giving her a body complex and potentially an eating disorder in the future… you should be honored the American public voted your husband into presidency and you now get to live in a historical and extravagant house… and you should be overjoyed your husband received the Nobel peace prize for no clear reason… so please pay respect to the American congregation and stop foolishly spending our tax dollars on unnecessary lavish dresses. When there are millions of starving children in the world I find it unacceptable for you to be wearing anything more then Wal-Mart clothing. When there are millions of homeless in the world I think your doors and your 132 rooms should be opened… “Give me your tired your poor..” pfft… so you can answer “so I can wave my riches above you and leave you be to make your bed on a rock.” And don’t think I don’t realize your husband is wearing an even more expensive tux and that you are rubbing elbows with expensive designers like Vera Wang at the very same political event… how can you sleep at night knowing the dress you wore could have fed 100 children or more in Africa… I’m sorry, I should be humble… you are my first lady after all… on the top of the list of people to never aspire to be like… sorry, no you’re second. Second only to Hitler.
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