BY KAY-ELLE DASH
 
Yes, it’s about Osama…
And not just him. All sorts of news!
Osama: Let’s get this straight… Obama did NOT kill him. Yes there is footage of him watching or whatever… but these plans & tracking have been years in the making. He just happened to be in office. Remember I am NOT republican when I say: score one for bush.
Also, people who say Osama never existed & the government made him up… I think you are crazy. Strike that – I KNOW you are.
The Royal Marriage: Okay, I don’t care about your tea & hats… these are two very rich people tying the knot. In case you have forgotten the “queen” has no political pull. The royal family is basically novelty. Somehow long ago they got the throne & now because were so “civilized” there will be no bloody fight to the death to over throw them… let’s stop putting them in the spotlight. They are BORING!
Bristol: Have you heard Bristol Palin may have had plastic surgery? Note my sarcasm when I say “yay…” I’m glad we gave the Palin's and extra fifteen minutes of the spotlight…
Trump: While we’re talking politics, he might be running for president. He got Obama to release his birth certificate, not a big deal, but at least he can truly be accredited for it.
VEGAS: Mixing all this in… we went before Osama died, security wasn’t bad, we returned when he was dead… security was SCAREY high-tech & constant announcements about suspicious stuff. Also, I did not get married although my boyfriend and I played the joke of the century on our families. It IS worth the value. There are little men passing out hooker cards everywhere. Cirque du Soliel was AWESOME. Circus Circus is an awesome hotel. And everything is bigger in Vegas!
P.S. What’s with Madonna’s accent?
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