BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
This is Lawnmower Man 3, right? So basically Johnny Depp plays Steve Jobs in which Steve Jobs’ voice is altered just enough to be “Suri” or whatever that evil Apple lady is named. Think about it! The movie is about Johnny Depp playing a man who’s brain and I guess…soul?... is trapped in a digital world. It’s “artificial intelligence”, but with human emotion and conviction. It’s Depp’s emotions and conviction though. It’s like a horror movie or sci-fi movie… but also a drama? This movie looks really weird. It makes sense that it comes out so close to “4:20” because I’m pretty certain whoever came up with this was high off their butt. He’s no longer a human… he transcends physical existence. Sounds “deep”. Eventually Depp’s robo-brain goes evil and they have to stop him. I have no desire to see this, but I feel like I have to. Johnny Depp is playing a character that doesn’t wear make-up. This only happens once every few years.
RELEASE DATE - 4/18/2014
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